
Ha Haaaaa!
Its nearly Christmas and its Abba night at the Saracens Head with the Waitrose mob...starring Phil (Alan Partridge) Lamden (Dry Goods)!
And seeing as no blackmail money was forthcoming...here are the rest of the photos!!!
























...who probably think [are absolutely certain] that Im stark raving bonkers but hey ho, its not my fault...its those crafting buddies of mine who have eased me along the path of bonkersness!
Anyway, these are the wonderful folks who have kept me entertained for an hour or so this past two weeks, as they created just for me a box full of beautiful nipples lol!
Thursday was collection day, only on this day...bits of me were rather pinker than the week before, so some adjustment is needed to the aforementioned nipps, and here is a craftsman in the process of colouring up the 'master nipple':
He will now proceed to match my whole collection with the master copy, and then they need sealing or baking...Im not sure which, and will then be popped in the post - lets hope the posties dont make a boob and lose them eh!
However, such minor setbacks didnt get in the way of a good photo opportunity...I just HAD to have a piccie of the grand nipple presentation!
Meanwhile, I learned some new crafting techniques - how to glue on a nipple and make it look real....and it did! Getting the position right is a bit of a challenge, and I cant tell you how WEIRD it is to have three people standing in front of you...heads leaning this way, then that...mmm...'maybe a little to the left', 'up a bit' or 'down a bit' ha ha ha!!!
I was allowed to bring home a couple....one 'in-situ' to get the hang of things, and another which turned out a little too thick...for wearing that is, but not too thick for decorating and sticking on a layout! Dont get excited...my layout is still in the planning stage, but I will leave you with a wonderful poem that Caroline (whose brilliant blog can be found HERE) kindly penned for me following my first visit to Nipples R Us...
Let me tell you a story, of my funny day,
It started in a normal, sort of a way.
I had an appointment, I must not forget,
Something to sort out, something to collect.
Let’s not make a scene here, let’s not make a fuss,
Thank goodness the Lord sent me “Nipples R us!”
You’re right it’s no misprint!! I just made you giggle!!
I needed to go and get one brand new nipple!!
Now being a crafter, I was quite intrigued,
But making a nipple was out of my league!
The room there was pleasant, two men and one girl,
That alone was enough to send my head in a whirl!!!!
Just how many people are viewing my chest????
I put on a sweet smile, and just did my best!!!
First he made an impression of the one I have left,
I have to agree, he was really quite deft!
He poured out the Silicone and left it to set,
So the nurse and I talked about where we had met!
Ah Yes!! It was Coleman’s!! That great crafty place!!!
Enough to redeem a big smile on my face!
We laughed at my spending on ribbons and buttons,
And paper and sparklies, then all of a sudden-
The time came to remove the new mould that they’d made,
Now time to mix ‘gloop’ in exactly my shade!!
Colour coded nipples!!!! It’s the future I’m told!!!
‘sat there as they poured it right into my mould.
I left with a “titter” and heard, just a ripple-
of laughter “Next week for your box full of nipples!!!!!!”
by Caroline G
I would like to thank CC for giving me such a giggle with this poem...you've never let me down and I still treasure your ode to my Foof A La buttons!
And I would like to thank the folks at Nipples R Us for entertaining me, putting me at ease, and generally humouring this daft old bat!
Photos, poem and nipples WILL be featuring on a layout real soon! Now....where's my glitter......?
Sue x















